Cracking the Egg

by Joshua

Yesterday I was in my kitchen and dropped something. I picked it up and when I went to stand back up – SMACK. I cracked my head on the corner of a table. It didn’t look too bad then, but this morning the front of my head is almost purple.

Even the smallest scratch can be visible on a bald head. Crack your head against a cabinet or door and your head looks like a Rothco painting.

Anyone have any suggestions? All I have is some oily neosporin that will magnify the reddish/purple bruise on my head.

This, along with my hangover, is not going to lead to a very productive day…

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